I know you know it can't get much better

ready and waiting to fall (:

2005-07-23T22:13:47Z

Hi this is Kayla Clancy.
I need to stop hacking in =x It's an addiction.

I'm gay and don't care that everyone knows it.

I love Marcello Gil have a good night (: Wish I could dance to freakaleek with you.

Write it in a letter, but the words don't come out right.
Trying to explain how no one can do me like..

You don't understand how helpless I can get, since the day that we met.
Oh can you feel it yet ♥

It's never been more perfect being alive. I've never been so satisfied. <3

I could feel something different for the first time
Heaven made sense and all the words rhymed.
No chance of stopping now. I'm taking it all.

I Kayla Clancy, here by declare, I'm obsessed. (: :)

ba baaa this is the sound of settlingg

2005-07-23T18:36:56Z

Hi my name is Marcello.
I'm late to dates with my girlfriend and almost lead her to going on a date with Aamir <3.
I love sitting in movies behind bald men that blind my girlfriend with their scalp.
I like heebie jeebies and the Russian Jerk. Yeah I heard about it in some porn shop my family runs in Venezuela.
On the other hand, I hate holding hands in public and neopets. Because I'm a raging homosexual.
Last night I refused to go to bed till 5 while Patty and I planned out our picnic and don't wake daddy secret mission.
I love my girlfriend for waking me up, and I appreciate her hard work.
I drove Patty home yesterday while we listened to some romantic songs on the ride home. It was just like in a movie. Reggatone<3.
I walked her to her door and Mr. Kevin Clancy scared me away.
The night was good and Patty .........

YOU TOO.
(: bwahahahahahahahahhahahaa.

Marcello Gil I love you.
I always knew

I know where I want to go.

2005-07-22T09:34:34Z

So I have this horrible habit of waking up with drool all over me, my phone dead in my right ear, and a sudden craving for 23842034243 oatmeal cookies.

And this is happening, right now (:.

I don't even remember if I fell asleep on you (never) or maybe just fell asleep on each other. But either way I just wanted to say I told you I could do it .. even if it took around 2 hours. Now I will be let into the University of Alabama. And I got a prom date/bestpersontosharethebestlockerwith all in one night.

Marcello, I love you.
<3
I get to see you today. If I ever get to sleep lol

Whatever we're doing and even if you are late, I can't wait. That rhymed.
I love my Fridays (:. Hope you slept well love.

feelings i cant explain =)

2005-07-21T06:35:25Z

well today was different for a change and i could even say it was good, some parts at least. i woke up kinda late to go to zains house but i managed to get ready in 10 minutes lol. i went to zains house with brett and then we went to the park where patty later showed up and brett being a dumbass kicked the ball into the lake and we were there for about a half hour trying to get it out lol. Finally we were able to get it out and clean all the alligator shit off. later on we walked over to the swings where there was a little strip tease show and then some dogs walked by but patty was afraid of getting eaten so we had to stay where we were. later on i called patty between the times that i was allowed to call and decided i was to see willy wonka =). Got to the movie theater and for once i was early and got to wait for patty =), soon maybe well be even with the whole showing up on time thing. I must say that the movie turned out to be great just like the company. Afterwards unfortunately there was no ice cream or leonardo =(, but that can always be saved for another day im sure. I cant for those days to come =).

I Love You Kayla Clancy =)!!!!!

fess up to your feelings, tell me you need me. cause your ass is very pleasing.

2005-07-16T08:58:34Z

I hate that song Sound of Settling
Because all it says is 'baa baaaaaaaaaaaa baa baaaaaaaaaaa'
Ripped me off.
Usually I'd be drunk at this time love. Either that or snoring, so you should understand why this entry makes no sense. Your 5 senseess are feel touch hear tastee and uhh oh and smell. That reminds me I showered today! Still a hippie though. And still have my nig ball. And fuck yes I'm still wearing flamingo's my nigeria.
I got a neopet in my happy meal the other day. I wear himm on my pants everywhere I go now. So get used to him. Like I got used to your weird fucking eyes and that damn adidas sweater.
Anyways, Verunca and Willy cann make my dark chocolate melt anyday.
If I were chocolate I would of poured all my love on Augustus too. He's rather cute. AUGUSTO!!
Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most. And you won't be chewing gum soon, BRACE FACE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry for always being so exctied when we saw those previews for it and screaming .. not too loud :x but loud enough for people to stare oops. We WILL SEE IT WHEN YOU GET HOMEEE!
IN 3 DAYSSS!
The oompa loompas kinda danced like you. In that are they trying to look retarded on purpose kinda way you know?
(: Upside down smileys .. something else you'll steal from me. I know it.
Summer's coming to an end and I can look forward to a year of invading your locker andd being late to every class bc of someone. I love you, and hope you're having a good time in whatever isolated yet dangerous with old men lurking island you're on. peace love and drunken talks with livejournal.

pattyslapper @ 2005-07-14T04:12:00

2005-07-14T08:24:55Z

4:12am and still wide awake.
4 days till my parent's 19th anniverary, my Faja's birthday, and my Ba is home ♥.
Sounds like a swell day.
love.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
....Mega-saur-ass

i wanna come home and see patty =(

2005-07-10T04:58:05Z

well lets see looks like SOMEONE broke into my livejournal and magically updated without even having the courtesy of telling me. so i sign on and see a new entry and i am shocked. but after reading the entry i wanna see patty even more than before =). Venezuela is alright i got see to see my old neighborhood and my family and man things have changed lol. well things are shitty just like before just worse.
cant go out past 6 and thank god someone told me, stay away from old me =). Well yesterday i took a monorail i think its called and went up the mountain to see the view and i got a little sad hoping that someone was there with me to see the view =/. I took pictures though and most of them came out pretty good. I have some "editing" to do when i get home =). Other than that at night i was dead tired so basically slept the whole time. I got to see my cousins and grandma even though i just saw her a week ago. my family tells me im too skinny and i look like an american. im still not sure if its a good thing lol. Saw my old friends from when i was little and am at their house now. Thankfully in the "safe" part of venezuela. I wanna go home =( and apparantly my brother who is always excited to go out of the country wants to go home too meaning it must be pretty bad. I miss you patty but im sure you know that, and for now i love e-mails =). Well today i went to the supermarket and got plenty of old junk food i havent had in a million years and a "special" soda for someone special =). then came home and bummed around getting used to all spanish channels again and mtv with subtitles. We watched bootleg movies such as hitch and betwitched. Not the best movies for me to watch cause they reminded me of home and such so i went on the computer. Thankfully i found patty online and talked to her =). I love that girl and cant wait to see her again. Hopefully this week will go by fast.
I cant wait for tuesday =).

I Love You Kayla Clancy =)!!!!!!!!!!
♥♥♥
DO DO DOOO

I'm misserable up here without you ♥

2005-07-09T18:15:17Z

So yeah. This is me hacking into your journal.

Finished Tuesday's with Morrie in one day .. told you I'd be a book worm. Almost as good as Perks of Being a Wallflower. And I'm onto Hard Love .. probably finish that one tonight too :). And my faja promised to bring me to Barness again tonight oyy Patty.

I'm thinking of paying Tony to sing me to sleep. Yesterday Petakas just couldn't get the oh patty right and boooo. And he was listening to a song that was like ba ba baaaaa :(.

This is the first weekend both Kevin and I are girlfriend & boyfriend free. Our kitchen is torn down and there's no food in the Clancy residence. All I ate today was a piece of salami and water. Oh and 238434 OATMEAL COOKIES. Don't throw up. No more ginormous cheeseburgers and flan without you. Next time you come over we will have a new kitchen where I will cook you some gourmet hot pockets and dino nuggets. And my customized pb&j's of course.

I can't nag you about updating while you're there because you're too busy keeping up with the emails :). Just wanted to say I lovee you ba and I'll be a bum bumm for the next 9 days. Maybe I'll go rollerblading and invest in some knee pads and shoulder pads this time. Still rockin the flamingo's and nig hair. Hippie to the extreme this week. I'm listening to my 80's musicc so when we're on the way to another show I can scare you again ♥. Boy George, Madonna, Pat Benatar-- mmmm. And of course the fitty <3.

Hope today was another good day for you in Venezuela. Atleast hurricane asshole isn't raining on your parade. ♥ miss you like a mad black woman. I'm still not getting over Thursday ♥ perfecto. No me gusta Venezuela. Te amo. 4 year of spanish paid off.
Stay away from the weird old men
Missss youuu
&&loveyou.
♥ ♥ ♥

I Love You Kayla Clancy =)!!!!!!!

2005-07-08T04:58:44Z

ok lets see, todays my last day here for 10 days. hopefully ill be back before i know it =). Well of course to make the best last day here i went to the walk with patty so i could do what i didnt do yesterday for being an idiot. Got to the walk and found patty circling the isles looking for tuesdays with morry. asked the scary barnes and nobles lady and found it in the "death" section. lovely lol. then we decided that marcello was hungry and secretly patty was hungry too but shh. we had a carb healthy filled dinner. well actually i did since patty didnt eat anything. Our waiter "Tonya", not tony kept trying to get us to take down more food but we didnt give in. I knew it was time to go since i had finished my burger and fries and patty was struggling to eat what i think must have been her 6th or 7th fry lol. So we left and it was picture time by the fountain. Thankfully we were able to make a mans perfect day as he was walking out of work to get to his car =).
Went back to barnes and nobles so that somebody could take care of bladder control =X, while i waited outside and heard some kids laughing at the sex books. Then went back to the fountain, more pictures. walked into the street and saw the sunset as well as the pink sky, kodak moment. then went over by the cars and ended up getting dirty with the back of the lightpole since i guess noone had decided to clean it before. the next part im not sure how it happened but it sure beats the hell out of the notebook =). I was told to leave so i walked away and sat down by the curb and im pretty sure that in one of the cars that was in the parking lot there were people in there doing something that shouldnt be done in a public area. Eventually i was allowed back and i was shocked, amazed, and speechless. At first i cant really tell if it was real or not but it must have been real. all I have to say is I love you Kayla Clancy =). Then we decided to go back to the big fountain and take more pictures but of course patty had to use the bathroom first.
Went back to the fountain and i guess the people that own the fountain forgot to pay the bill cause it turned off and no more water came out. it was bad news for us as well as the other married couple on the other side. So we decided to sit on the bench and wait for the water to turn back on, eventually it sprouted back up and we walked back to take the last pictures. For some reason the old people sitting down eating dinner i guess kept looking at us like we were crazy but oh well lol. Got a soda and it seems like i get ripped off a lot lately since it had no gas and tasted like poop. Walked back to barnes and nobles and got to see some old people showing affection on the bench. yessssssssss lol.
Alright so back in barnes in nobles it was basically now or never, and a repeat of last night wasnt gonna be good enough. for some reason we drifted back into the disease section of the store and read about "stiff" till our parents got there lol. My mom got there and it was time. The rest is all just another perfect moment in another indescribable night =)

I Love You Kayla Clancy!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

Im crazy over her =)

2005-07-07T04:33:45Z

Today was.....just wow =). Well lets see woke up in the pm once again after having 3 of the weirdest dreams of my life. so today was the last day i got to see patty before i leave =(. Well lets see i got there late unfortunately and im pretty sure i saw stacey krasne, well actually i later found out that it was stacey krasne when someone told me =X lol, havent seen her in a while. well then we were supposed to see rebound for due to some unfortunate events ended up going to see Kirbie: fully loaded. since we were the first ones in patty went psycho and ran around even though she was at risk of making her leg worse than it already was. well than we sat down and we realized that this was a "childrens movie" and well that title just doesnt bring good news. but the movie sucked of course since watching lindsay lohan pretend to be a racer isnt very entertaining. after the movie we got some cookie dough to bring back some memories =). and once again we got ripped off but thankfully there was a show at the front with a spic/skinny white boys fight. of course the spics hit them and then someone yelled that the cops were coming so everyone scattered. We went back inside and took a picture with leonardo even though photoshop can do a better job. thanks to the damn pictures i am now a gun/penis head lol. then my dad showed up out of nowhere and i decided that i couldnt leave because i had to do something first. and then at the perfect moment i fucked it up and now im dissapointed in myself just like someone else =(. well theres always tomorrow, hopefully =).

I ♥ You Kayla Clancy =)!!!!!!!!
Auntie Loco

pattyslapper @ 2005-07-06T01:36:00

2005-07-06T05:37:51Z

Today was tuesday, got a haircut and thats about it lol. good night.

Fireworks Fireworks =)

2005-07-05T03:10:35Z

First.... Happy 4th of July Everyone
and
I ♥ you Kayla Clancy

Today i woke up at uhh 11 something. From the beginning i had an uneasy feeling in my stomach and i dont know why since it turned out this was the best day so far this year well other than February 2nd, 2005 of course =). So lets see i was supposed to be at pattys house at 3 pm but ended up getting there around 4 30 because of some misunderstandings lol. I got there and at first we didngt really do anything and her mom was scaring me. Then We went to the park and i beat patty and Keara in shoe toss but somehow i still ended up being the shoe person. We went back home all sweaty and dirty and thats when everything got weird.

First we ate hamburgers and i eat "flan" because i didnt want patty's mom to hate me lol. Then zain showed up and we just sat around waiting for petakas to show up. After that petakas showed me and we sat around like bums and just talked and then ended up going over to douglas to see Lannie who rollerbladed over there. We saw fireworks being shot everywhere the whole time =). Then we went back to her house and shot some fireworks of our own (even if they were the ghetto ones lol). Then we ended up going to the tennis courts where we killed petakas and lannie in doubles and patty then killed petakas in singles.

Afterwards at the park we went on the swings and got to watch the fireworks =). It was amazing and made uncle loco very happy. Then it was the attack of the killer mosquitos, it was like a flash. we rode to douglas and they all came biting everywhere, im still trying to figure out how they ended up near someones chest =X. Rode as fast as possible home smelling like feet and petakas and patty put on lotion to heal the mosquito wounds, somehow the bottle was basically empty once petakas was done with it lol. Then petakas left and me and patty watched the fat kid on tv, well actually she watched the fat kid on tv while i sat on the computer writing this. and well I <3 my oatmeal smelling patty =), and 4th of july was the bestest, greatest day ever.

did i mention that
I ♥ You Kayla Clancy!!!!!! =)
AKA: auntie loca

Just so everyone knows im writing this from pattys computer because she <3s me.=) oh and my parents are late for picking me up hmm surprise? Its ok i had it all planned.

do do dooo your breaking through....... =)

2005-07-04T05:15:01Z

Well lets see somehow today i managed to wake up in the PM. something that hasnt been done since i dont know how long. Woke up and went online to find someone awake before me =O. who? patty? you bet. for the first time ever she woke up before me and of course she had to rub it in. So i bummed around basically the whole day till she told me to go over to petakas's house and she wouldnt make up her mind. yes?no?yes?no?yes?no? and so on. In the end there was a mess wuhtuewhirugnwrpeigrpoe so i ended up showing up at 9 o clock. late, i know, but worth it =). We walked around, found gang signs ,and like always fireworks went off =). Then a couple of fags came over....not much to say about that. Then everyone left and me patty and petakas listened to some different music. do do doo. or pimpjuice. Then i got home and now im typing here. What a day.well actually now its the 4th of july. better get my ground rules down, as well as a haircut or else something bad could happen =X. Merry Christmas everyone.

I ♥ You Kayla Clancy =)

Drunk? hmm who knows? headache? you betcha? drunk call with headache? score!!!

5 months and the fireworks will never stop =)

2005-07-03T04:14:57Z

WHAT A DAY!!!!=)
lets start this off by saying..... I ♥ You Kayla Clancy!!!!

ok so anyways moving on this morning, well thats not important now is it, anything that happened before today Except for thursday is not important and will be erased from existance.Yes? no? im thinking definetly....YES!=). ok so lets see today was me and patty's 5 month, seems like a long time but at the same time not really. its been amazing, yes i said it, AMAZING. couldnt think of any better way to spend the last 5 months even there were piggy problems, and "old devil" problems, or even rivulets of blood. Now were here and it seems like wherever we are fireworks always seem to find us =).

So tonight I took my love to see war of the worlds since we had heard it was good...but unfortunately some bad timing and SOMEONE showing up late as well as some fat lady in a dress resulted in us going to see bewitched even though she had already seen it. We got inside and there was noone there but we ended sitting next to two black lovers and some guy who was stoned. not bad company except for whenever he started hysterically laughing. good movie and tonight i figured out that i can do the nose wiggle better than patty =p. also that obviously reading from the theater screen must be very hard...GALACIA.=)

So after the movie patty and me walked around a little bit and got some cookie dough but the crackhead columbians working inside ripped us off and gave us barely any cookie dough in the ice scream so patty went crazy, thankfully for her she had my ring pop that she just couldnt eating lol. so we tried to get a picture with leonardo but it didnt really work out because of the fantastic 4. so we attempted to find our star out of the 887589365347659438 ones in there but found nothing. We waited with leonardo until pattys daddy got there and got to witness a white girl almost make a black guy cry lol. Then patty left after we stared at orlando bloom and his vase for a little and pattys dad came and i left with my dad and my Masterpiece =)

And now im basically sitting her writing this and talking to myself.
i sense a midnight phone call with some drunkness involved
drunk?me? noooooo.......well?maybe just a little bit

I <333333 You Kayla Clancy

Could never be friends without eating someone in smoochies

2005-06-28T18:07:04Z

well lets see yesterday was betterrrr. patty called me and like always i didnt pick up so i called her back and talked to her for 748456165 hours and i must say i felt a lot better =). then that night i went to the movies to see cinderella man with patty and it turned out to be fucking long as hell and very arousing wen the old people started making out and having sex but ill stop there =X. also i could have sworn the little kids behind us were having sex or something. patty was wearing baby blue =). then we saw all these people after the movie and took two pictures with leonardo in which theres a ghost in one =). unfortunately it didnt rain last night so there was no chance to repeat moments from the cheklist =/. thankfully i got home and talked to patty and things are betterrrr. thank god for e cards and bibles.

im an idiot/butthead who has a lot of work to do
I ♥ you kayla cuhlancy
sorry for using your name patty lol

Marcello = Idioto

2005-06-28T18:00:33Z

this past weekend sucked a big fat hairy penis. and im an idiot.june 26th 2005 doesnt is a day that will be forgotten.

♥patty =)

well thats one thing down on the "Checklist of things to do before patty dies" =) secretly: me too

2005-06-24T04:31:28Z

well lets see this morning i woke up and im not really sure what happened cause i was half asleep but i think i got into a conflict and stuff happened and so on. well lets see after that i went back to sleep because last night patty kept me up till like 4 am becuase she couldnt stop laughing and wouldnt let me talk. so today i bummed up my morning and then patty took me out for the first time ever. we went to see the perfect man and boy was it an interesting movie. well lets see first patty was being dumb and wouldnt take the manly role and put her arm around me so i had to do it for her. tisk tisk. well in the middle of the movie some hippie came in and then the rest is all a blur but i was speechless. fucking childrens movie. after the movie it was still raining so i thought it would be a good idea to make it like old times. me and patty ran out into the street just like we did a long time ago and she splashed me and of course i didnt splash here =x because that would be wrong lol. it was good and then the rest of the time was great and i keep figuring out that i get more and more gay as time passes by. oh well. now i think im drunk.=)

Ps: I ♥ youuuuuuu Kayla Patty Cuh-lancy Gil
I <3 you

3rd date. last time i play stripper in front of black people =)

2005-06-22T05:09:41Z

well lets see today in the morning was usual. then at night i went to the walk with patty unfortunately i was late =x. well its about time we switched back into our own places. it was really fun and we took lots of pictures since we didnt have any and shes a bum and didnt bring her camera. at dinner all the old people stared because patty had gummi worms before leaving her house and was going crazy. it was out of control just like bop it. good food though and made me love mustard now that i see all the awesome things you can do with it =).
I ♥ You kayla clancy
and some pictures..

I ♥you patty
catching up on some jewish reading
harry potter
=)
breakfast
W.E.I.R.D.
look what the jews are doing. publishing books like these
Patty's going crazy
I just got patty slapped

i love the rain but hate rainy days

2005-06-21T05:53:18Z

well lets see today sucked lol. ummm rainy day today it looked like god decided to take a break and went to take a crap in the bathroom or something. and im sorry for saying that god please dont send me to hell.
well today i was mean to kayla which im very sorry for but im gonna buy her a nice fat cheesecake followed by many pattyslaps to make up for it =). umm im itchy havent showered in a while i need a haircut too but oh well. well thats really about it. oh yes i &hearts: you kayla clancy.

can't wait for the walkkkk =)
ive come to the conclusion that im gay

SMILES AND HER LAUGHTER

2005-06-19T22:46:48Z

its sunday, church day, and its alright. shitty day outside im not sure if it rained though.im on the phone with patty and shes making fun of harry potter. unbelievable. hope everyones enjoying their summer.

i ♥ kayla C L A N C Y

time's square can't shine as bright as you

2005-06-19T04:26:52Z

today i went to the park with the mexicans then got home and took a shower. patty called me and asked me to hang out because she was being a bad daugter and forgot that tomorrows fathers day so i took a shower and left. found her buying her pops a hallmark card. such a nice girl. well tonight i didnt make a donation so no patty & doug stars oh well. the perfect man was sold out *darn it* so me and patty wen to see batman which was the greatest movie ever and i know she loved it except there was a horny old couple sitting right in front of us and im sure i heard noises in the middle of the movie.hmmmmmm disgusting. after the movie i wanted to do the dinner part of the date but someone insisted on following some dumb diet so i wasnt able to. then patty left and i left and now im talking to myself on livejournal. i feel the drunkness starting to seep in. good night.

smoochies patty
wish i knew hot to make those hearts
=)

what a nighttt

2005-06-18T15:36:28Z

hmmm lets seem, so last night was wild first i got to the movie theater and had to wait for patty to show up AGAIN, unbelievable. so much for a good start to a second date lol. well then we saw adam and chris, its been a while but then we went into the movie and it was good nothing better than watching chris rock play football. after the movie all the moments got ruined by the attack of the killer ants and i got slapped like 4 times so i was pooped. Someone fell asleep on me with leonardo, not sure who it was though. It was time to leave when the black kid asked for money. got home and called patty and she fell asleep on me like 3 times and the one time i fell asleep on her she screamed at me and hung up the phone so the dialtone would wake me up, the nerveeee. well now its morning and its a sunnday day out.

don't you hate it when you talk to people in their sleep and their listening. hmmm oh well

2005-06-16T18:42:30Z

alright lets see i got home yesterday at umm 3 or 4 or who knows when and i decided to call my brother since i had made plans to see patty that night. well he showed up about an hour late so i had to cancel the dinner part of my "first" date with patty and we just went to see mr and mrs smith. on the way through the line to get our tickets i saw batman and patty wanted a picture but he looked kinda scary so we dropped it. the movie was really good and then i got to see a kid named ruffles which was fun. all in all it was a great night and i cant wait for the park with the picnic. yessssss.smoochies patty

boringgg

2005-06-13T04:33:12Z

lets see today was sunday june 13th of 2005. Ummm today nothing happened im still sick i have a throat infection or something and unfortunately i gave it to kayla but shes fine now thankfully. nothing much to say i hope everyones having a good summer. i plan on taking over the world and making people be not so gay or i wish i could.

hmm smoochies patty feel better

i dunno

2005-06-11T21:45:30Z

well lets see this is really my first entry my crazy patty made this for me and im not really sure what the fuck im doing but uhh im sick and my icon is starting to freak me out. i dont feel that good watching an emo kid puke over and over again. oh well

its gonna be a while since i get the hang of this but since " i have to make an entry everyday then i might as well" learn how

my girlfriends crazy but oh well i adore her